Little boy goes to his father and asks “Daddy, how was I born?”
The father answers:
“Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and
I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via
e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded
room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as
I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a
firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine
months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said:
“You’ve Got Male!”
Sunday, February 19, 2006
Modern version of "the Birds and the Bees"
Just to keep you busy while I complete my other post, here's a joke I recceived just recently.